Jennifer Garner is a big faker!

I'd mentioned these pics on my long babble/rant the other day, but I wanted to elaborate on it. A few weeks ago, I noticed that both of the major smoking celebrity sites had been duped. "SmokingSides.com" and "Celeb smokers" both had links to fake pictures of Jennifer Garner smoking.Aarkeybabble : Jennifer Garner - so sexy that fetishists want to pretend she smokes

And as I've mentioned in the past, I don't mind fake pics - just as long as they're labeled as such. And in fairness, these were pretty good fakes... so I'm not surprised they were duped.

I posted the original & fakes side by side so you can see them: #1 - #2

You might notice when you look at it carefully, that the color on the hands in the fakes is definitely off. Its tough to notice at a glance because of the yellow circle. The skin tone issue is something that makes me suspect that the person who made the fakes is the same guy who did the Foxy Ads websites. Since skin tone issues were by far the greatest issue he had in his fakes.

Aarkeybabble : Foxy Fakes - pretty good work, aside from color matchingI'm glad these sites value their reputation enough to have corrected the pages. There are tons of beautiful women celebrities who smoke, why people insist on damaging the reputation of sites by feeding fakes out there is beyond me.

WPB, FL - open house on 4th Fridays

"LAC" the Lifestyle Alternatives Center of Palm Beach is announcing a FREE open house night. Running through the end of June 2010, the 4th Friday of each month will be a free night for the LAC Kinky Konnections Monthly Mixer, Newcomers Orientation & Simply Lifestyle Discussions Social (a no play event).

For more info - read the FetLife post about the event.

Come and see what LAC is all about: lifestylealternatives.org

NOTE: You have to pre-register online to attend.

FYI: LAC is not a commercial dungeon, nor is it a play or fetish party. It is a not-for-profit membership corporate organization and facility.

Touch It

Thanks for the nice notes folks, and don't worry I won't stop blogging... ;)

Confess, by Jillian Ann

Decent enough song (I thought it got a bit repetitive) but sexy little video for sure. Evidently this is an amateur thing, but sure looked professionally done to me. Great outfits, corsets, sexy lips... a paddle with a heart cut out, and two hot gothy looking girls all "are we going to kiss" over and over. Enjoy.

Whatsup?

I've been in a spot where I haven't wanted to bother blogging much lately. Too many things of greater import in my life. The house, the relationship, the knee... heck, sometimes just playing RockBand2 is more important than blogging to me.

Then again, I'm not some holier than thou asshat who hides behind the "oh it's just my opinion, but you are wrong about how you feel" kind of puerile crap. It's amazing how many fresh out of high school kids have a PhD when it comes to online psychological diagnoses...

Aarkeybabble : Summer Glau + Latex = Epic WinAnyway, aside from that rant, the simple fact is sometimes blogging is just awkward. I'm an old hand at message boards. I know how to have a lot of fun there for a while. The pace of the thing, and the feedback is about right for me. If I get bored I move on. When I wear out the topic and said it all it's done. And I don't feel pressed to go on and on like I sometimes do with blogging. Then again, I tend to keep these all pretty brief. After a few hundred words my eyes wander on your blog... I'm sure yours wander on mine.

When I started this blog, it was in part to fill the void that message boards had left - the fun of a particular forum was gone at the time, the owner had MIA'd for a long while, and without any moderation at all it became tedious. Too much moderation Aarkeybabble : Frankie Sandford + Latex = Winmakes things boring, but none... well it's a disaster. So I wanted to have fun again, but I wanted to be able to share what I know and have learned with others who were like-minded. Without getting all delusional about how important I am - which can be a fine line when you get blogging for a while. People seem to go two ways with a blog. They generally just stop, and very often after only a couple dozen entries... or they go on and on like they really think they know something.

So sometimes keeping it all going is tough. I miss the feedback. I do have a handful of regular commenter and supportive friends. But for hundreds of readers every day, it's pretty amazing that 1% take a minute to say "wow cool" or "thanks" - but that's status quo for most web stuff. You get more comments on things when it's wrong than when it's right. The mainstream media has picked up on that, and people make more and more ludicrous statements just to get attention with people posting comments and passing along the "Can you believe what this idiot said?" links to their friends. Real news has disappeared in a desperate effort to just make noise. Rather than speak intelligently, they bang on pots and pans and hope someone comes to change their diapers. Not that there's anything wrong with that - at least between consenting adults ;)Aarkeybabble : The Corsetgirl blog definitely isn't all bad

So I continue to post - mostly just to make myself laugh or pass along things that I think are hot. Or interesting or fun. I could keep it really simple, and just point you to some *fap* for corset fans, blog

Or smoking fans, pic - or sex & smoking fans - anim gif

I could go on with deep musings about how FemDom and/or fetish are becoming more and more mainstream: site - pic - pic
Aarkeybabble : What the What?
Or just some wacky shit - pic

Or some really wacky shit - pic

Or some *completely* what the hell is that about kind of wacky shit - pic

Or talk about shows that "aren't" smoking ads - vid & vid

Or I could babble on and on about techniques and the value of photoshop (pic), and how I don't mind fakes, (pic), as long as we know what they are in fact just fakes - pics & pics

Or I could talk about more obscure fetishes like women with their Hands on their Hips: site

I could rant about when companies treat their customers poorly, like "Locked in Steel" - FetLife post

I could bring up good causes, like the petition to remove cross dressing from the list of mental disorders in the DSM: website

Or it could just be about fun, vid

Or maybe all of it... ;)

But if I ever become some insolent self-important ass who starts "shoulding" all over your beliefs and telling you that I know what you feel better than you do, or that you're stupid or that your way of doing kink is just wrong, well please feel free to teabag my keyboard. Because I'd deserve it. รต.o

Sexual Equality

33 year old teacher turned self into the cops for sex with a 6th grade student. Yup, you guessed it. Women teacher. Attractive one too.

I hate the way so many men just shrug this crap off with asshat remarks like "Lucky kid!" Bullshit.

She's a mother of 3 too. I wonder how it'll impact their lives.

I hope they throw her in jail for 30 years. They'll probably give her 6 months probation though. That's what seems to happen in these cases. Sexual equality, yah... my ass.

CNN story

BTW - you might note during the video on CNN, the police officer when asked to comment on the state of the 14 year old's health he says he doesn't know "how the young man is." I wager if the victim was female he wouldn't have hesitated to call her a girl.

A little bit of leg work

Aarkeybabble : A little photoshop can be worse than none at allI'm going "under the knife" today a bit of arthroscopic poking on my left knee. Nothing too dramatic, I have "complex tears of the mediolateral meniscus" - at least that's what the MRI showed. It's been generally livable up until Oct, when it just started swelling up massively at random, and aside from being very unsightly it just was tough to walk. Of course every time I went to see the doc the swelling was down, and even with the MRI date it was feeling as good as ever. Up til last Friday when I went in for the last pre-op visit and the doc did a double take at how swollen it was. I sure hope (and expect) him to be a better artist than whomever did the photoshop job on that pic. ;)

Of course I got a scrip for some good pain killers... too bad I try to use as few as possible and hate pain killers anyway. So if I'm MIA for a couple days, ya'll behave now, ya hear?