How wonderfully brutal

Edging. Ruined orgasms. Fully bound. Helpless. Beautiful woman. What more could you ask for?

Well... being greedy like I am, I'd say since I'm a smoking fetishist I'd definitely throw some of that in there, and well - while I've definitely grown less critical about non-fetish wear in a scene, I do think her underwear is pretty silly - but dahhhhhm she's got it.

Oh, and maybe a little less derision about the actual release, but I'm not into humiliation. And yet, even with that, this video rates about a 38 on the 1-10 hotness scale. At least for me... I'm sure there are guys, probably the majority of guys who'll find this a bit tedious and boring or just a flat out turn off. I mean, it is a ruined orgasm, well more than one actually.

Then again, I find most foot worship videos pretty boring after about 30 seconds. Unless there is something more going on, I don't appreciate the subtle nuances of it. To each their own, right?

Anyway - I can't vouch for the site I found this on - so I can't say it won't give you some weird PC issue or have pop-ups or whatever. It was fine for me, but my computer (firefox browser) is pretty tightly defended now that I have become more and more cautious (paranoid?) about anything since the ugly virus' going around have gotten all the uglier. And the little lonely script hackers seem to like going after the "free" adult content world. Pretty crappy to trap you like that when you're just going for the happy fuzzy thing? Right?

This is perhaps the most wonderfully brutal edging/ruined orgasm video I've ever seen - "Amber Rayne Psycho Handjob"

I've uploaded it as an .FLV file (that's a flash video) to multi-upload (18.7MB) Just in case you would rather download to watch when you have more private time. You might need to get a FLV player.

Anyway, this little video inspired a bit more background fantasy to me. Though I'm not sure I'm going to share it with my wife. Because I'd hate it if it happened.

I'm sure I'd love how much I hated it, but well... maybe she can just read it here, how in my mind this fellow was locked in chastity for a duration and because he couldn't be successfully prostate milked, his Mistress chose this as the method of maintaining his prostate health.

Though of course in my fantasy there are some over the elbow latex gloves, some dark lipstick, at least a cigarette... and maybe some clothes pins on the balls too.

Ok, now it's out there, we'll see if my wife reads my blog anymore ;)

Daily Distractions - Double Score #27 & 28

It's been a sparse January for you readers, so I'm treating you to a Daily Distraction Double Score. Two totally different distractions that are both very hot IMO.

First, this shot is just pure yummmm (found on we heart it btw). The lipstick, the makeup, the daunting teasing glance, the gloves, the black hair, and straight bangs... oh yah, Grade-A yummm.But for entirely different reasons, well not entirely... the second picture is equally Grade-A yummy.

The young lady in this shot is a "vanilla" friend. A yoga instructor. A real beauty, as I'm sure you can appreciate.

And today she posted this on her FB page. I like to think that she was teaching a yoga class in those heels. Maybe because she lost a bet. I like that kind of gambling. ;)

My instincts are sometimes quite good

I always saw myself as a Kirk. I know not everyone does. Some of my friends growing up saw themselves as Spock, others as Scotty... not sure about any Bones' in the group, but my uncle really looked like him.

Either way, I always thought Winnie Cooper was darned cute. Definitely the kind of girl I would've crushed on when I was a school kid.

And so, when I saw this, well... I just knew my instincts were once again, spot on.


Where'd little Winnie go? I wonder if she grew up that cute :-/

BTW - Slave2MN posted this link to the original Star Trek episode that this is spoofing - cbs.com - WARNING - the volume of the ad (only one came on for me) was unbelievably loud - so be careful about watching this at work. It was a single 30 seconds ad about 15 mins in.

The lovely ladies of "Film Noir"

Whether they were called dames, dolls, damsels or molls - the women of film noir sure know how to throw hotness all over the screen. The genre is full of feisty women with bad attitudes. Rampant appearances of: hands on hips, dark lipstick, page boy hair styles, dangling cigarettes, dramatic hats, black gloves, guns and generally sordid behavior are all common.

Ahhh... the "Femme Fatale" - Yum!

Want more? Checkout filmnoirphotos.blogspot.com and then come back and say thanks ;)

There is no "unsee" button

So don't say I didn't warn ya.

I'm labeling this as "humor" but I don't think that's quite accurate...

Seriously, don't click this.
http://www.siliconpenis.com

Now, in case that temptation made you desperately want to click something, I offer you this...

It's not nearly as scary. This guy has some other good infomercial parodies too.

Checkout the WTF blanket:

Pain is the... what?

Another movie to keep yours eyes out for. The semi-mainstream (and I'm using that word lightly) flick "Justify" - with the cheesy tag line: Pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. Whatever *THAT* means. But hey a movie that features even just one hot woman as a dominatrix in a full latex catsuit smoking a cigarette can't be all bad. Right?

Yet, looking at the trailer makes it seem like just another movie that shows that people into BDSM are just maladjusted :-/ *shrug*

Maybe someday they'll get more than just the look of the BDSM scene right. Unfortunately its just more common to have bombs like in 2007. Who would've imagined a movie called "Walk All Over Me" with stunners Leelee Sobieski & Tricia Helfer as Dominatrixes could've been so completely awful?

Either way, while I'm not sure if this movie will released, straight to DVD or otherwise - but it's on IMDB and the woman is hot, so I'm going to write about it. Plus, Ms. Rebecca Larsen is awfully hot. And there are at least two other dominant looking women in the film.The other two beauties in the promo pictures:
Lorrena Magaña - pic
Heather LeMire: pic

For more info, checkout their site at justifyfilm.com & IMDB info.

Just a moment out of the kinky fun world

If you can, please make a donation to help the people of Haiti. This really sounds like a terrible disaster. :-(

I'm sure there are dozens of wonderful ways to help. Personally I like to go with the: redcross.org

Now, back to your regularly scheduled kink.

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Although the Balkan Brat Dom smokes like an amateur (with that puff-puff non-inhaling which I find super annoying), and doesn't really ever do traditional BDSM - (she only ever wants her feet worshiped or occasionally, facesits her sub). She does have the imperious attitude - with lots of fiery glares, and hands on hip action. You know, that toe-tapping brattitude I love. And she always wears high heels and her makeup style is dramatic but not absurd, or comic.

I just wish she'd expand her repertoire.

In case you missed Saturday's episode

It's true, this past Saturday Mistress Denna did return to Legend of the Seeker. She showed up, did a healthy bit of dom'n and the slaves did a bit of "Oh yes Mistress'n" (even a curvy corseted girl slave this time) and then she put on a never before seen, full white leather Mord'Sith costume.

And that's all I've got time for sayin.

For lots of pictures of the Mord in their full regalia, checkout this post on the Kinky Gerlinky forum: viewtopic.php?t=7391 - although as of 4PM EST, they're having some db issues...

BTW - all of these pics are both cropped from stuff posted there - and someone mentioned he's going to post HD quality ones ;)

The lovely lass is Sheila Marquez!

Thanks to an anonymous contributor, the lovely lass from a "daily distraction" post has been identified as model Sheila Marquez. The picture (originally found on the "Le Smoking" blog) was a back stage shot at the Fall 2008, Dsquared "Ready to Wear" show.

And even better than just that fact, the picture of Sheila on the runway from the show has her smoking too.

But wait! There's more! While Sheila may be the only one who was photographed actually smoking on the runway, the show had lots of lovely models in dark lipstick and tight leather gloves, and of course the required skyscraper heels - go ahead, check it out at style.com and Elle.com for yourself. :)

Thanks Anon!

More links for you: backstage pics, runway pics, even a video! If you want, just skip up to the 6min mark for Sheila, she does give a little smoking performance at the end of the runway too - though she doesn't seem all that IRL, she still looks all hot posed like that IMO.

My wife might disagree

But I would like to offer my house to the ladies known as the "Bramber residents" in these notes!

"Do these stilettos match my broomstick?"

I guess they feel that they just *have* to wear their stilettos. And that's hot.

Gutted

Long story short, I disabled my Anti-Virus "ClamWin" on Jan. 2 since it had developed a bug (reported by other folks too) and then I got lazy and didn't search for a solution and surfing without a net. Then I flat out launched a virus on my HD. I knew what I'd done the moment I did it. It was one of those "oh shit" moments.

And I thought I cleaned it out good, but the lonely electronic vandals had installed a rootkit which gave them backdoor access into my PC.

Fortunately after 15 years of working on PCs (and a dozen before that just messing around with them) I have no fear of that crap. The minus though is the virus was nasty enough that although I was able to get and keep my thumb on it, the only real solution is to wipe the HD entirely. So I've ripped apart the case and threw an old spare HD in, and installed another O/S and saving what I can.

But it is time consuming to reinstall all my programs. So it's been a real PITA, but I really did ask for this one. And don't tell me to get a Mac. Every time I work on a Mac I feel like I'm in someone else's clothes, and they don't fit. They don't look right. And the simple fact is they're frickin garish.

I'm going going to be picking up a big fat external HD so I can get all the stuff off that I need. And then I'll be formatting the bugger. Woohoo fun!

But for Saturday, well in addition to the start of the playoffs... one of the featured things on this blog (and for bringing traffic here) returns. It's time to set your schedules. Warm up the DVRs and TiVo's... Mistress Deanna returns to the Legend of the Seeker show. And if the preview pictures on this site are an indication, it's gonna be another super frickin hot blatantly BDSM oriented episode! Yum.

One other thing I need to add. Although I'm sure the fact that it's chilly here in South Florida will fall on the "oh give me a break" deaf ears of most of my fellow Americans. Either way, I've experienced something that even when I lived in CT I didn't deal with... my boys are so high and tight that my chastity belt isn't quite fitting correctly. I'd read folks on forums complaining about that - which never seemed to get a better response than "wear two layers of underwear" (which seems pretty dismissive...) then again, my wife simply said "oh, that's too bad" and left for work with the key on her key chain.

*dreamy sigh*

Happy New Decade Everyone

What a busy holiday break. Almost all good for me, though the Mr. Coffee Frappe maker I wanted is a total POS, and got promptly returned. But aside from one or two other hiccups along the way, it was mostly good fun. We had a lovely visit with my sister's family, had a fun party here at the house with a few old high school friends and their families. It was a real treat. And FYI - Rockband is great fun for a crowd of all ages btw. Though I didn't feel appropriate playing as my sassy rocker girl character with the kids around.

Saw Avatar... wow. Really impressive flick. Wild effects, good story (yah, we've heard it before - in a slew of different styles) - and though it was almost 3 hours, it was never dull. Plus it's got Sigourney Weaver, who has always just been totally hot. Another beauty from the 80s who left a lasting impression on me. Heck, I remember my first love being self conscious about her "thin lips" and I immediately said "Are you kiddin? You've got Signourney Weaver's mouth. It's sooo hot." And then I'm pretty sure I suggested she put on some lipstick and smoke ;)

Heck, Sigourney was the original keyholder. Well, actually she was the "gatekeeper" but hey, she was damned hot as the possessed Dana Barrett. Now with my appreciation for Sigourney clear, go and call me a fetish snob, because Sigourney's smoking in it annoyed me. It just seemed out of place. They could have had her acting like a prima donna in other ways, and Michelle Rodriguez would've made a hotter rebel smoker (not that Signourney isn't still very beautiful) she just looked uncomfortable smoking. It looked very forced and awkward. And that's annoying to me.

Either way, it was a surprise to find a lead character (a hero no less) smoking in a mainstream film like that. Now a days it seems that smoking is relegated to the criminals and drug addicts in most shows. And occasionally to the self-indulgent / self-exploration late teens and early 20s movies. But to just have an action character smoking was a surprise. Sure, it happened all the time back in the 80s - like Alien, Lethal Weapon, etc. Heck, I still remember Signourney's two all too brief scenes in the generally awful "Deal of the Century" with Chevy Chase. Either way, it's nice to know that smoking isn't so completely verbotten that we're only going to see it in period films or crime dramas.

In totally unrelated news, I've also decided to start another blog. I think I'll keep this one, but I want to start a new one for two reasons. First, to learn my way around Wordpress for web design work - but also because after two years I feel divided about blogging. I wanted this blog to be a place for me to just throw up my thoughts for a day, and it's been great for that. But I feel like it's devolved a bit. Maybe just the name "babble" in itself fits the devolving, but when I go on a longer discussion about some of the things that I actually know about - and I feel like really can contribute to the greater understanding of fetishism in general (or just learning to live in a chastity device for more than a few hours) well... they get lost between posts that are little more than "Wow, hot outfit!" and "Did you see that scene!"

Not that good ole plain fashioned *FAP* is a bad thing, unless you're locked away in an aforementioned chastity belt. I believe that actual deeper thoughts get buried in the deluge of my inspired discoveries of beauty.

Plus, I feel that my point of view is a bit different from most. I'm a totally hetero sissy who likes to be unshaven, and really is a switch and can be a real sadist (even in drag) - and I do not want to get cuckolded or sold as a male prostitute at all... and (if I may be so bold) I know a few things about corsets and chastity as well. Plus, I'm a very established smoking fetishist who seems to be fighting a losing battle to keep the smoking fetish focused on the art of smoking (and not spitting, or burning, or even blowing smoke in someone's face over and over, or ashing in people's mouth, or sticking cigarettes in orifices other than mouths... ) It all reminds me of Dennis Leary's ranting about "I just want fucking coffee flavored coffee!"

Anyway, all that stuff tends to disappear a bit in between all the random (or not so random) pictures of beautiful women with their hands on their hips and glaring.Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;) I just want to have a place that focuses on the deeper side, something more than babble and the shiny bauble of the day...

I'm thinking of calling "Aarkeymusings" - but we'll see what happens in the end. Whenever I find the time for it, it'll be what it is.