Busy busy busy...

All I've got time to say for right now, tomorrow... Geaux Saints! :)
Be well everyone and drive safely tomorrow night heading home from any partays.

Cutting it close

I was reminded of this video the other day, and figured I'd pass it along just to make sure we had all seen it. Because it was one of (if not the) funniest Johnny moment.
And it's a bit risque too ;)

How wonderfully brutal

Edging. Ruined orgasms. Fully bound. Helpless. Beautiful woman. What more could you ask for?

Well... being greedy like I am, I'd say since I'm a smoking fetishist I'd definitely throw some of that in there, and well - while I've definitely grown less critical about non-fetish wear in a scene, I do think her underwear is pretty silly - but dahhhhhm she's got it.

Oh, and maybe a little less derision about the actual release, but I'm not into humiliation. And yet, even with that, this video rates about a 38 on the 1-10 hotness scale. At least for me... I'm sure there are guys, probably the majority of guys who'll find this a bit tedious and boring or just a flat out turn off. I mean, it is a ruined orgasm, well more than one actually.

Then again, I find most foot worship videos pretty boring after about 30 seconds. Unless there is something more going on, I don't appreciate the subtle nuances of it. To each their own, right?

Anyway - I can't vouch for the site I found this on - so I can't say it won't give you some weird PC issue or have pop-ups or whatever. It was fine for me, but my computer (firefox browser) is pretty tightly defended now that I have become more and more cautious (paranoid?) about anything since the ugly virus' going around have gotten all the uglier. And the little lonely script hackers seem to like going after the "free" adult content world. Pretty crappy to trap you like that when you're just going for the happy fuzzy thing? Right?

This is perhaps the most wonderfully brutal edging/ruined orgasm video I've ever seen - "Amber Rayne Psycho Handjob"

I've uploaded it as an .FLV file (that's a flash video) to multi-upload (18.7MB) Just in case you would rather download to watch when you have more private time. You might need to get a FLV player.

Anyway, this little video inspired a bit more background fantasy to me. Though I'm not sure I'm going to share it with my wife. Because I'd hate it if it happened.

I'm sure I'd love how much I hated it, but well... maybe she can just read it here, how in my mind this fellow was locked in chastity for a duration and because he couldn't be successfully prostate milked, his Mistress chose this as the method of maintaining his prostate health.

Though of course in my fantasy there are some over the elbow latex gloves, some dark lipstick, at least a cigarette... and maybe some clothes pins on the balls too.

Ok, now it's out there, we'll see if my wife reads my blog anymore ;)

FYI - Chastity Heaven price increase coming

I've been meaning to post this for weeks, but gah, I'm just too darned busy. I wanted to make sure all the readers here who are considering getting a custom chastity device from Chastity Heaven, they'll save a bit by ordering before Monday when the prices go up.

I have also got a few Q & A responses that I've been meaning to post, which is what's delayed things a bit. FYI - chastityheaven.com

Daily Distractions - Double Score #27 & 28

It's been a sparse January for you readers, so I'm treating you to a Daily Distraction Double Score. Two totally different distractions that are both very hot IMO.

First, this shot is just pure yummmm (found on we heart it btw). The lipstick, the makeup, the daunting teasing glance, the gloves, the black hair, and straight bangs... oh yah, Grade-A yummm.But for entirely different reasons, well not entirely... the second picture is equally Grade-A yummy.

The young lady in this shot is a "vanilla" friend. A yoga instructor. A real beauty, as I'm sure you can appreciate.

And today she posted this on her FB page. I like to think that she was teaching a yoga class in those heels. Maybe because she lost a bet. I like that kind of gambling. ;)

My instincts are sometimes quite good

I always saw myself as a Kirk. I know not everyone does. Some of my friends growing up saw themselves as Spock, others as Scotty... not sure about any Bones' in the group, but my uncle really looked like him.

Either way, I always thought Winnie Cooper was darned cute. Definitely the kind of girl I would've crushed on when I was a school kid.

And so, when I saw this, well... I just knew my instincts were once again, spot on.


Where'd little Winnie go? I wonder if she grew up that cute :-/

BTW - Slave2MN posted this link to the original Star Trek episode that this is spoofing - cbs.com - WARNING - the volume of the ad (only one came on for me) was unbelievably loud - so be careful about watching this at work. It was a single 30 seconds ad about 15 mins in.